is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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