why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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