she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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