Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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