i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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