is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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