I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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