I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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