I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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