i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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