Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So vagazzling was a success
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