erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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