Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
love makes seman taste better
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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