my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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