oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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