Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i love accidental penises.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Randomize