she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
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