Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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