just come out here and I will go home with you...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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