Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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