He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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