bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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