I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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