please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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