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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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