You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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