So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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