I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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