The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I checked into jail on foursquare
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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