He asked to "fluff my boner.."
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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