try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Please don't give away my fajitas
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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