Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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