how hairy? two words: wookie tits
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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