I look better un-naked...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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