1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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