i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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