Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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