Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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