So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Boobs speak an international language.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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