I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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