4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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