I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
