I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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