I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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