the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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