We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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