I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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