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Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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