Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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