He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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