I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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