You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
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