Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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