I am in a vortex of obligation.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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