I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
send nudes
from the living room?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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